Saturday: we packed up the band for a day trip to the SUNY College at Delhi, NY. We’ve played there before so at least we had some idea of what to expect from the show; a kind, supportive response from Marty Greenfield and the rest of the staff, and an expansive cafeteria with a few pockets of students that would rather have a DJ and a case of Red Bull.
Still, touring is about spreading the word, showing the world that you play outside of your rehearsal studio and the bars in your home town, making new fans, and giving the band the experience of playing in myriad situations. All of these things are important and have to be done.
Delhi is a small agricultural & technical college that also has a hotel management program. So they don’t have a big music scene. But it is in the epicenter of the area of NY State that we want to conquer. There are other colleges nearby with better music scenes and bigger budgets, but hey, they haven’t booked us yet, and Delhi has. At least we can use our shows up there as the hub for further networking in the area.
So we do this show for all the reasons above and for a mediocre paycheck that pays the band members for the show, pays for transportation, and makes me and the company absolutely no money. But, regardless, it’s still an all-too-rare chance to actually pay my team for performing, after a string of shows in NYC that really didn’t make more than cab fare (if that).
Everything about this weekend was touch and go. Sergio couldn’t make it, and Rachel had to be back in NYC by Sunday morning, so our diminished team had to come back Saturday night after the show. Usually we try to play a show on the Friday before a Saturday college gig. But we are having real trouble getting the band out of their day jobs, into a van packed with all our sh*t, and up to a gig in the Catskills in time to play a 10pm show on a Friday night. All things considered…for this show I was like “f*ck the Friday night gig”, which wouldn’t have made more than $500 anyway for a band with 5 people (on this trip) and a van that costs hundreds of dollars a day. So we turn and burn.
First issue of the day was avoidable. I’m having scheduling and communication issues of my own and didn’t tell my wife we were leaving for all of Saturday on a gig. This came to light at 7pm on Friday night. OOPS. Okay so Sarver calms down by Saturday morning at 9:30am, when I go to get the van. Step outside to go to the train and my new smartphone falls out of my pocket and the front shatters instantly. So much for “Gorilla Glass.” Okay whatevs. Phone still works so I call to confirm the van reservation and head down to get it.
Van secured, I pick up Sean and Darren and we head to my place to load 8 tons of band sh*t into it before picking up Tobias and his drums and Rach with her sax. So we get to my building, and unbelievably there is a 15 passenger van-sized parking space right out front. This is great! It enables all three of us to go upstairs and get all the amps and PA etc without asking one person to “watch” the usually double parked van. LOVELY! This easily makes up for the phone and its weak-assed “Gorilla Glass.”
But, when we go inside my lobby, we are greeted with a broken elevator. I live on the 5th floor. There is about 800 pounds of crap that has to come downstairs. Nothing to do but to ask Darren and Sean to help carry it all down five flights. This takes awhile, and a lot of effort, but we get it done. And we are only 20 minutes behind.
Getting Toby and Rach goes well. We get to Delhi later than I would have liked due to the earlier delays and our multiple stops along the way for food, coffee and pee-pee. But that’s nothing new to me or to any band. As we unload we note that the tire pressure on the rear right wheel of the rental van looks way low. So I make a mental note to fill that before we pack up at the end. We start playing 15 mins late with no sound check so we jam for a song while Rach listens to levels out front and adjust accordingly. Then we sing a vocal harmony number to make sure we can hear ourselves. Good enough. We play the show.
Like I said, the kids in Delhi aren’t about live music unless it’s like Jay-Z or Nickelback or some other huge band that they see on MTV. So we have a lukewarm response in a mostly empty cafeteria. And we are convinced we suck. But Marty Greenfield, the Activities Director is there checking out the show. At our set break he tells us he “Forgot how good you guys are!” Plus he was super-psyched that we played “White Room” by Cream (at Sean’s insistence). Marty goes on to tell us he’d like to book us for an outdoor event in the spring (hopefully for more money) and that he’d like to send us an extra $100 for the show we just did, because we didn’t need to stay in a hotel. NICE!
At this point I’m like “I seem to be very close to the edge of Karma, and clearly this day is gonna continue to be touch and go all the way.” There was either awesomeness or pain-in-the-ass shit depending on which moment you talked to us. If the band weren’t so damn professional, we would have been completely thrown by the lack of prep, sound check, and zero crowd response. But thankfully, playing well wasn’t that hard to accomplish, and Rach, Darren, and I were just able enough to sing, despite the lack of warm-ups, and with throats dried from the change of seasons and 3+ hours of artificial heat in the van. So I was a bit proud when Marty told us how good we sounded.
So it’s the set break, we are cramming cafeteria food into our mouths and I go to use the john before we start again. While in the can, lets just say that I am greeted with the realization that all is not well with my intestines. In fact, something downright scary is going on. Leaving the bathroom I begin to feel a horrible pain in my gut. This continues to get worse throughout the second set. We finish the show, and I let the team know that all is not well with me. Thankfully Toby, Darren, Sean and Rachel are all compassionate and professional, and they are able to deal with the heavy packing while I go try to see if I can find an air pump in town to fill the tire up. I get out to the van, gut aching like I was kicked by a horse, and NOT to my surprise, the tire is completely flat. A couple of yards of driving, in the hopes that I can just make it down the hill to an air pump, confirms that the van is riding on the rim. Not good. After the way things are going, I know in my heart that the only smart thing to do is to go back to the loading dock and put the van’s spare tire on right then and there. Band comes out and Hank is trying to find the jack etc.
Let’s just say that changing the tire and extracting the spare are as difficult as they could possibly be, takes all of our efforts, the help of two awesomely kind college kids, and a phone call to the van rental place. The spare is artfully attached to the underside of the van via a cable and winch system that only an owner’s manual would have helped with. No luck there. But 15 mins on the phone with the rental company sorts that issue out while like 5 of us struggle to get the frozen lug nuts off and jack the van up and down etc, all in the freezing cold.
Okay. So we lose 45 minutes there, but are still roughly on time for departure. From that point on, things go well. Rachel elects to drive, as I felt strange in my tummy and we weren’t sure about my physical state. I felt, not right, but better once we got on the road. We made it back to NYC in good time and everyone got to where they needed to be. God bless Rach, Darren, and Sean for helping me load out the van back in to my apt.
Is there a lesson? Don’t know. Take better care of your body, I suppose. But if I was to take anything away from all of this I’d say that if this band didn’t work so hard, as individuals and as a collective, to make the best sounding music possible then there would have been numerous reasons for us to be knocked off our horse on Saturday. And also, we all work hard to be very good humans. This pays off. We had good karma, despite the problems and made it through by working as a team, and by accepting the help of kind strangers.
The van place knocked off $25 off our bill because of the tire and the lack of owner’s manual and another $10 for bringing it back with more gas than we left it with. Who does that? For a flat? Really? AWESOME.
So, I’ll go to the doc and get checked out. We’ll keep rockin’. And our next show is on Tuesday Nov 15th at Underground Lounge.
I’d say we came out on top. My favorite place to be.
Coyote